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The Extreme Dangerous Olympics are a series of events where you are more likely to die than not.
 

The Events

Bear Cub Stealing Gorilla Arm Wrestling
Blindfolded Scissor Stair Running
Handing a Steroid Filled Man a Baseball Bat, and Insulting His Wife Hippopotamus Swimming
Tiger Wrestling
Cannon Ball Dodge Ball Drunken NASCAR Driving Aquatic Electric Installation Bleach Drinking
Broken Ladder Climbing Stopping a Moving Car Going At Least Eighty Miles Per Hour With Your Body Playing Hopscotch on the Freeway
Skydiving without Parachutes
Rock Climbing with Arm Tied Behind Your Back Active Grenade Baseball One Hundred Mile Blindfolded Mine Field Sprint Greased Tightrope Walking Over An Active Volcano
Kickboxing with Chuck Norris Boxing With A Steroid Abusing Kangaroo Russian Roulette with a Fully Loaded Pistol  

The Rewards

There are several awards available to those who fare well enough.
 
Gold Casket
Silver Casket
Bronze Casket